Escort Afterburners

Saw the most incredible thing on the M25 a few days ago. Whilst driving to a friends party in the Skyline, I came across a bright red Mk3 Escort that had obviously stopped on the way to Halfords for it looked like something it was definitely not. As well as sporting a full roll cage and visible fire extinguisher, it also had what initially appeared to be a stick on fake exhaust outlet on the boot itself, similar to the exhaust system of the Pagani Zonda. Fake, that is, until he flicked a switch and I’m not kidding you, a 5 foot flame was propelled out of the holes. This stayed on for 5 seconds, whilst my horrified wife was convinced we were all going to die. A most amusing sight.