Staff: *said with lots of spit in mouth* err can I help you
James: Yes can you tell me when resident evil code veronica comes out for the PS2 please mate?
Staff: oooo that is a tricky one, umm why don’t you buy it for the dreamcast you can get it dead cheap see
James: Cause I want it for my PS2

*long pause*

Staff: dduuuooooaa pah, ummmm *walking off* urrrrr ummmmmm *eyes spot a huge poster that is on the wall behind the counter* uh I have never seen that before, and I work here *looking at me for a smile or laugh, I stare at him* oooo look September the 14th *laughs nervously* yeah *looks for me again for some kind of recognition, long pause, I stare*
James: I can see why you work here now *leaves shop*
Some may say that the staff of five strong scary goth cross greasy mutants could put customers off, I would never of guessed a shop could have this level of skilled advice and staff expertise. The shop has now shut down

Chump rating: 6/10