I run myself senseless tired by skipping a country.
A Dark Song (2016)
An uncompromising occultist assists a bitter, grieving mother in a ritual summoning where as oft horror movies are wont to do things rapidly start to go wrong.
2 Minute Read
Justice League (2017)
How can so many explosions and colours create such a dull movie?
2 Minutes Read
Annihilation (2018)
Natalie Portman and a group of academics travel through a series of unsettling discoveries in pursuit of knowledge.
1 Minute Read
Is the R8 V10 Plus my Empirical New Clothing?
Probably a good time to revitalise this vacuous memoir and let you know about a little purchase I made.
7 Minute Read
Neon Demon (2016)
Supermodels fight over youth and beauty literally and supernaturally.
32 Seconds Read
Got an afternoon to kill? Let’s do 150 miles in the GT3.
An existential debate with myself concerning the greatest 911 GT3 ever made, whilst trying desperately not to break every single law of the road.
10 Minutes Read
No Man’s Sky (PC) 2016
No Man’s Sky is a depressingly brutal reminder that promises do not often meet expectations.
2 Minute Read
Juicy stock at Silverstone Porsche
Porsche Silverstone take me for a tour of their amazing stock, some feasible, others not so.
3 Minutes Read
Psycho Mode: ‘ON’ – is it the car or me??
I debate, with myself as is often the norm, the reasons for why GT3 + CEM = NEWSPAPER CUT OUT.
5 Minute Read
The 991 GT3. Multi-talented or Schizophrenic?!
I pretend to know everything there is to know about the GT3, then this boy turns up.
9 Minute Read
Actually on a seafood diet, no pun incoming
Prawns, sea bass, haddock and lots and lots of veg. Special mention has to go to the amazing long shallots, I have recently discovered these and they are the best thing. Simply burn the outside rings to a crisp, peel
56 Seconds Read